Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist

Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”

by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021

cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

Meat Crepe

The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!

by Also Frankie Muniz November 14, 2020

Chype

(noun) Refers to a person who is a chump that is surrounding by hype.

Phil Kessel is such a chype for being drafted last overall in the NHL All Star game.

by chype-asaurus rex April 6, 2011

Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop

Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

cryeye

Colloquial rendering of "Christ" used in exclamation to avoid blasphemy, in the manner of cripes, criminy, gee, jeez, etc.

That bagel is rancid, for cry eye!
I've been decapitated, fer cry-eye!
For cryeye, shut up already!

by The Risparew Cowboy January 8, 2008