V. - To figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. Commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.
"So, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?"
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"