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crunchilicious

the most crunchiest crunch
i.e. This is the most Crunchilicious chocolate ever!
by Shaftelligent July 5, 2014
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earthy-crunchy

"she's such a hippie" "Yeah, I guess she's kinda earthy-crunchy"
by givingbackpeace April 22, 2009
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to crucify

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.

N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start an American Communist Revolution.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2013
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Crunchy Groove

A super-sweet dig. Otherwise known as a infectious and rockin tune. A song that can be enjoyed by all hippy-liberal douches.
"I can't wait to see the look on those eikman's faces when they hear this Crunchy Groove ...oh my god, this song is soooo crunchy."
by Divad Remier March 6, 2008
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Crunchy vocals

A voice that's raspy but also sweet.
Go Won's crunchy vocals (LOONA)
by orbitfighting October 26, 2020
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Crunchy towel

A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.
Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!
by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018
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crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.
"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
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