Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

crowder

(krau-der) : in relation to or in direct reference of the hair follicles coming down from the southern portion of the cranium.

I am working on growing my crowder! It will be as beautiful as David Crowder's

by JohnJohn1186 September 15, 2005

Crookery

Out doing criminal activity

He looks shady like he is about to get into some crookery.

by Sikkone September 29, 2014

Cooder Whipper

A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.

That stupid cock wick can't fuck...he's a goddamn cooder whipper

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

cronderful

the combination of crazy and wonderful, something you cant believe but find absolutely amazing

we have the most cronderful relationship ever

by Bigpalmdaddy December 7, 2006

Crooper

Female Beast

Dude, i love them crazy croopers!

by whimsical r-dub July 6, 2011

Croomer

When someone is cringe and Boomer at the same time.

Oh mom, that's so cringe. F*****g Croomer!!

by Finaldesert6826 June 26, 2020