crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

crapping out babies

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.

"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."

by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009

Crating

The effort of trying to pull girls who are out of your league with your mates so you can Use&Abuse

Who's going crating boys?

Reece are you definitely going crating

by Chinky Bimmy BRAY June 23, 2019

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crapping your pants

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.

1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006

cripingtons

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

by OndRaSe January 6, 2006

Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010