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Carpe Diem

A shortened version of the original Latin phrase "Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero" meaning "seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future."

Commonly used to justify spontaneous behavior and to make the most out of today, because one doesn't know if they'll live to see tomorrow.

However, the actual phrase is not saying to ignore the future, but rather to do as much as one can now because they won't know if everything will fall into place in the long run.

Benefit yourself now, so it can pay off in the future.

The complete fucking opposite of YOLO.
I should probably study for this calculus exam to help me become a civil engineer, unless I want to end up smoking crack in the back of the McDonalds parking lot. Carpe diem!
by vrls September 6, 2013
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Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.
As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010
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caperly

a person who caps a lot "lies a lot"
god damn stop being a caperly so much
why you caping so much r u a caperly
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ass cape

What you call a long sleeved shirt or pullover when you tie it around the waist such to hide the bottocks, cameltoe, etc.
Damn, girl, you need an ass cape 'foe ur ass raped.
by caddy wampus March 8, 2011
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aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!
Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.
by magcon lover March 24, 2014
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Coral Capers

The first aquatic level in the 1994 Nintendo/Rareware classic Donkey Kong Country (SNES). This level contains an instrumental track, Aquatic Ambience, which became somewhat of a well known track to videogamers after the game's release.
If you haven't gotten to Coral Capers yet, Donkey Kong Country may not be a game for you.
by DKC August 6, 2006
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carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.
Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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