Critgasm

Used in RPG games, when a player scores a string of critical hits beyond normal critical chance. Generally 4 or more.

"I was having trouble killing this one tank player, but then I critgasmed and they died so hard"

by Proteaus April 17, 2010

Craftsman

A male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these massive character flaws, an alright guy.

Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.

by Hulonus December 9, 2010

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Crackgasm

A crack-head who seems to be over excited and very hyper

Damn, you see that nigga over there? His ass having a crackgasm

by Methamphetamine November 10, 2019

craftsmanicure

An injury to the hand or fingers from working in a shop, especially one resulting in the loss of an appendage.

"Bill lost his thumb to a table saw."
"He got the old craftsmanicure."

by Willy Fistursnach April 11, 2021

The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025