You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.

An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

by DayvN July 13, 2012

Crackhead Moment

When someone does something with extreme energy or their extremely crazy.

John just had a Crackhead moment

by N&T December 8, 2020

Trump crazy

ranting on twitter about irrelevant stuff.

He had a presidential tweet & then went all trump crazy ranting about weird crap

by 4griff July 25, 2017

cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

by real metal people February 26, 2011

Fidget Me Crazy

Fidget Me Crazy has been created by our family (My spouse, our 6 kiddos & myself) founded Fidget Me Crazy because 2 of my children & myself have been diagnosed with ADHD/ADD. I worked diligently for years, trying to research & develop sensory tools to help my children with stress, school, hyperactivity and to assist with focusing on normal daily activities! My spouse is also an educator for a school district that specializes with students that have been diagnosed with Autism, Aspergers, Turrets Syndrome, ADD &/Or ADHD. These students needed assistance with focusing and that's why we created Fidget Me Crazy! We created something for everyone that would help lower stress levels during school, work, and everyday use. After using it for a few days, these students, my children, myself and our fellow co-workers began to get curious and asked for one. It quickly became a must have item in school, at our home and at our work. We knew then that other people can benefit with these amazing fidgets so we started Fidget Me Crazy! Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com .

Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com !

Bill loves to Fidget Me Crazy!

by Bifey’s Voice August 18, 2020

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020