A top performance car made by mercury. It accels in street races, especially against fast cars such as jeep wranglers and town & country minivans. The Cougar comes equipped with a matching interior, comfortable back seats, and a speedometer that goes up to 210mph. The cougar can easily get more horsepower by getting a new exhaust system...but thats unnecessary because it comes standard with a V-4 engine and you can pay extra to upgrade to a V-6...
M. Paine: Steve want to race my BMW?
Steve: No i don't want to waste gas because my cougar will definantly win.
Steve: No i don't want to waste gas because my cougar will definantly win.
by anonymous1234 May 14, 2005
A 35+ female sexual predator who prowls looking for younger males (usually 10+ years younger) to use as a fuck buddy. Typically wears (and displays glimpses of) lingerie and stockings. Outfits herself with Rystique.com clubwear apparel to lure and catch her prey. A MILF on the prowl. Flashes teeth when about to pounce.
by GQ22 October 29, 2007
Cougar
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.
Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.
Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.
Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.
Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.
Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.
Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
by Dr.Sadbuttrue October 12, 2012
an attractive 35+year old woman who has raised her children and has her career and is now seeking out a little fun. She spent the last 17 years raising her kids and in a relationship with the boring 30 something man who only wants to sit around the house all day. She is at the age where she is more into fitness and making sure she looks good then the 30 something man that has a beer belly and wants to be a couch potato. She has experienced so much in life but now she is just ready to have a good time.
by jaseyraesayyoumeanit September 15, 2009
A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a mid-life crisis, that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and saggy tits. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical technology such as botox and vaginoplasty.
24 year old male: "That chick is way hot but when she laughs, she totally sounds like she smokes a carton a day"
Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"
Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"
by SmittenxKitten November 09, 2010
A derogatory term used for a black person who is of little usefullness to society except robbing people or selling crack.
by Patricio EL Burro January 02, 2006