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market correction

A business term used to describe how a free-market economy balances itself after extreme events run their course like a rising stocks after a recession or the real estate bubble burst. The word crossed over into everyday use to similarly describe when one's fortune or luck changes, for bad or good, changing the course of daily life.
BAD:
Bob: Last summer I was was nailing babes left and right. Now that I'm back at college...nothing!

Pete: Ah, well, you're not that attractive or interesting. You just had a lucky streak. You were due for a market correction. Consider yourself forntunate if any girl even talks to you, bro!

GOOD:
Pete: I was just promoted at work! I've been wasting my talents there for WEEKS, but the VP just quit and they promoted me to replace him. Guess I was due for a market correction, huh? How's the girl situation, Bob?

Bob: I hate you.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
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correctomaniac

A person addicted to correcting other people’s errors, no matter how small.
Every time I send her an e-mail, she underlines any grammar errors, miss-spellings, or slang words and sends it back. What a correctomaniac!
by bmulligan1 December 16, 2018
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correctionary

A person who catches someone's grammatical errors and corrects them
"i can be very complimentive."
"don't you mean complimentary?"
"why thank you mr. correctionary"
by a_for_ashton October 24, 2009
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Correction Errection

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.
Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'
by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010
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nonstamp collector

Another word for atheist. Used as such because many Atheists feel that they are being described the wrong way. Just like not collecting stamps is not a hobby they feel that Atheism cannot be described as a religion.
Religious person: I'm sick of you and your crazy Atheist religion!

nonstamp collector: Religion? How is you and your lack of a stamp collection going?

Religious person: huh?
by thenonstampcollector March 2, 2010
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Urkelnomically Correct

The term for when a chair offers good support at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
"Offers good support. It's urkelnomically correct."
by I Dont Fuckin Know February 2, 2020
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CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)

An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.

Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.

The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.

Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part
CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) is the reason for Happy Hour.
by Killroy74 August 30, 2010
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