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coonta

Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do.

Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.
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Coolture

Graffiti is Coolture.
by Raind0g January 15, 2009
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coonteenth

Juneteenth, commemorating the day slavery was abolished and all the coons were set free
Do we get coonteenth off?
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The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!
" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"
by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015
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Clort

A combination of a clicking sound and a snort.
"You can't send me jokes like that at work! I totally clorted trying not to laugh."
by QMJ November 18, 2009
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cooranbong

Location: Cooranbong is a town situated in the Lake Macqaurie Region of New South Wales.

Origin of Name: The name Cooranbong was given to the area by Australian Aboriginies, who used it as a battleground, and literally means "bloody hole". This name was chosen not because of the blood spilled on it's soil, but rather because the victors of the battles would soon realise that there was nothing to do in Cooranbong and would often leave muttering, "bloody hole".

Demographics: The township of Cooranbong, which was first established by Lieutenant Percy Simpson in 1826, is now made up of retirees (20%), Seventh Day Adventists(25%), FOBS (15%), and bogans/assorted riff raff (40%). Cooranbong's youth tend to either move out of Cooranbong as fast as they can or deny that they live there.

Industry: Those who live in Cooranbong either claim government assistance or work at the Sanitarium Health Food Company, which produces Cooranbongs major export, weet-bix.

Tourist Attractions: A major attraction in Cooranbong is the nightlife, which ranges from getting drunk in Cooranbong park to getting stoned in Cooranbong park.

Future outlook: With the youth moving out of Cooranbong at an everincreasing rate and the influx of retirees and bogans, Cooranbong will soon become shunned by the rest of the world. Even the Apocaplyse will side step Cooranbong.
Example 1.
Bogan: Hey champ, you know where I can get stoned, pissed and get into a fight?

Champ: Sounds like you should head to Cooranbong!

Example 2. At a party...
Young Woman: So where are you from?

Young Man: Ahhh Central Coast...yeah Central Coast.

Young Woman: Oh really same, where abouts?

Young Man (in a hesitant voice): Ummm Cooranbong.

Young Woman:(long silence) Oh..oh...well nice talking to you anyway.
by Bald Brett February 8, 2007
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chorton

-noun

1). A mixture between a chode and an Orton

2). DaChota Orton
3). A deragatory term used for slander
4). Anything that is over 9000!!!!!!
Dan - "Hey it's Chorton!"
Chorton - "Hey guys.."
Birch - "Oh Chorton"

Birch - "DeChota. Orton. CHORTON!!"
by j3wontherun May 20, 2010
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