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congratulations tip

Giving a proportionally larger tip to attractive waiters or waitresses
1. Look at the ass on that waitress! She's definitely getting a nice congratulations tip.
2. That waiter is so ugly. Give him 50 cents for a congratulations tip.
by The-Enigmatic-One November 7, 2010
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Congratulations

It’s what people who haven’t given a shit about your life say when you do something remotely impressive. If the accomplishment is exceedingly impressive a hater who told you, you couldn’t make it will say bend over towards you put on a fake smile and tell you “congratu-fuckin-lations”
Hater: hey I heard you won that thing
Person: yeah
Hater: Congratulations ;)

Person: you’ll work for me some day.
by Professor Elephant November 10, 2019
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Congratulations

by Aaron W. March 28, 2003
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congradulations

it's a tongue-in-cheek misspelling of "congratulations" that's a play on the word graduate.
it means "congrats on ur graduations" :)
Sophie: i heard Mark succeeded in the senior year
Laura : yea, we have to send him our congradualtions

Jo : hey Steve, u made it man. way to go
Dave : Congradulations
Steve: thx guys, i wish ya the same
by memotota June 15, 2009
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Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
by FegelFatso April 6, 2019
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Congraduation

"Congratulations" and "Graduation" in one word... makes things seem less redundant. "Congraduation(s)!" sounds a hell of a lot better and less homo than "Congratulations on your graduation!"
Grad: Off to ccollege. Damn, I can't wait to butt fuck me some sluts!

Grandpa: Happy congraduation, Boris.

Grad: Thanks, grand pop!
by YapmelkXela January 6, 2010
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Congraduations

Congratulations on your Graduation. These words are too long and so close anyway, why not just morph them and save a ton of time and energy! TTYL
Lindsey: "I just got my high school diploma."

Dad: "Well honey, CONGRADUATIONS"
by Bruce Sei. June 2, 2008
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