confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

confuckulation by Rog H. July 3, 2008

confuciously 

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

confuciously by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

confusis

An internet nickname.

Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.

Wrong: Confusis say 'He who stand on toilet is high on pot' or similar.

Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.

confusis by Confusis June 30, 2004

Confusiasm 

To be very excited and enthused about something that you do not fully understand. A mixture of confusion and enthusiasm.

Joe showed incredible levels of confusiasm when he expressed how excited he was about going out.. but didnt know where he was going.
Tom - "I cant wait to see that film!! its gonna be the best!"
Chip - "why?"
Tom - "I dont... know..."
Chip - "thats some confusiasm you are showing there..."

Confusiasm by XopsX June 4, 2008

Confuscius 

A Chinese man that believed people were good

I agree with Confuscius

Confuscius by Psycho Twins June 14, 2016

confuckused 

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

confuckused by J-Money July 20, 2017

Confuctious 

A feeling of confusion and frustration

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted

Confuctious by Al pal gal March 13, 2017