confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

Conjojulate

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.

Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019

Congobblate

Con gob late one who is confused and late at everything...

Kayla will always be congobblate at everything she does

by The one and only wino November 17, 2019

Conformulate

To conjure up, or formulate. To put together something such as a list or gift.

“Hey Mom would you like to help me conformulate the grocery list?”

by Lavenderdragon November 9, 2022

combobulate

to keep the composure of. Antonym of discombobulate (= to upset the composure of).

The student was told that he failed the exam and he grew quite upset. He later came to know that he had actually passed the exam, which combobulated him a lot.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2011

conjubulated

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)

Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive

by Chris Meek July 10, 2003

combobulated

The period before the feeling of discombobulation.

"Darn, i feel quite discombobulated right now, i miss being combobulated."

by Dr. Sweeting and Prof. Cooper December 7, 2006