corporation pop

Water - H20

See also Council Pop

"He had nothing in, I was sat drinking corporation pop all night."

by mick_aka October 28, 2007

compersion

Taking pleasure or joy in the action of your partner engaging in a similar romantic or sexual relationship with another person.
See also polyamory

The opposite of jealousy is compersion.

by sparklejess December 31, 2004

contortionist

people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.

>"They do it in the washing machine."

>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."

>"Not if they're both contortionists."

by junebuggy January 26, 2009

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

corporations

For-profit organizations of people hell bent on sucking the Middle Class dry. Also they are things Mitt Romney likes to pretend are people so he can have their votes.

Corporations: "Yes, yes, we have our own private army working for us at Congress. They worked so hard to keep tax breaks for us, and refuse to let the tax break for the Middle Class to continue! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend!"

by Obamanizer December 16, 2011

contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

by Igle December 15, 2007

rand corporation

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.

Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)

by ifky302 January 3, 2008