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Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
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combustability

The ability for me to come on insert friend's name's mother's bust.
Kenny Hotz: Combustability... is that he ability for me to come on Spencer's mother's bust?

Spencer Rice: Shut up! just SHUT UP!
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compusation

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone
"This class is boring... compusation?"
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commusion

noun, countable
an erroneous belief in something good about Communism
The youth of China would rather live the commusion that had been implanted in them by the character building system of the Chinese Communist Party than wake up to reality because if reality turns out to be something quite different than what they have learned, it means having to aware that they have wasted their youth on the commusion.
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spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames
Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?
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compuss

what a woman uses to stay on course
she used her compuss to find the mall
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Internal Combustion Engine

Its an engine you moron
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