Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

by malt liqua January 12, 2011

cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.

That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.

by mythtv April 22, 2007

Cockslayer

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011

Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.

Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*

by Snappyyyy March 3, 2021

cocksphyxiation

when u have 2 much cock and u choke and die

My gf had cocksphyxiation and choked on my dick.

by Jewish April 1, 2003

cockstrap

another term for jockstrap.

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011