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What a guy uses to pleasure both women and men
Mark : Wow why's a cuttie like you working at Big Lots?
Abbi : Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I do have a big cock!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock?
Mark : Why yes I would love a Blowjob!
Abbi : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Hey! Hey! Hey! What's going on in here?
Kiersten : Looks like Mark is getting a Blowjob!
Abbi : Suck Big Cock!
Chad : No honey you only suck Chad's Big Cock!
Abbi : Suck Chad's Big Cock?
Chad : Yes honey in my office!
Kiersten : So Mark you like Blowjob's?
Mark : Uh yeah what guy don't like A Blowjob! Hey what are you doin with my sock?
Kiersten : Oh nothing!
Mark : Oh Kiersten your so kinky I can't see anything!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Mark : Oh baby keep sucking Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Hey you don't have short hair!
Steve : Hey Mark you have a nice Big Cock! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steve : Oh yes that's next now bend over!
Mark : HELP im being raped!
Cock by SlopNChop November 6, 2018
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An extremely over-confident male who acts like he knows everthing just because he THINKS he has a lot in the pants... the type of guy who never gets any.
a cock would say thinks like, "what would you guys do without me?" and "i'm so big i have to tape it to my leg"
cock by tanya April 12, 2004
1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists
"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"
cock by phil February 4, 2004
1. The only part of a boy that matters.
2. Fun to play with
3. Veryyy enjoyable to suck on
4. Feels so good when rammed into my pussy
5. Rub it all over my face
6. I love cock. give it to me
boy: "bitch get on my fucking cock before i shove it down your throat"
girl: "OOOHH FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARDDD!"
boy: "you like my fucking cock in your tight pussy, dont u u fucking slut"
girl: "AHHHH! YES! OHHH, OOOOOHHHHH"
cock by umakemewanalala August 4, 2007
Original teaching of the word cock is a sword, and already appears in the Bible and Midrash borrowed means.
The book of Jeremiah said: "horses are entered to cock durations, were one to gloat his neighbor's wife"
cock by Eckersley June 14, 2016
The male reproductive organs used in fucking.
Can I suck your cock?
Sure, Peter. We're both fuckin homos.
Hey, I'm no fuckin homo. I just have a fuckin pussy!
Cock by matt August 27, 2003
1. An alternative name for a male chicken (rooster)
2. A slang name for penis. See dick
3. In guns, the mechanism which readies the barrel to fire.
4. A term used to describe wandering about with no purpose. See lollygagging.
That cock woke me up a 3 AM this morning!
My gargantuan cock penetrated her.
I pulled back the cock on my Magnum.
Stop cocking about!
cock by junglebellcat March 20, 2004