Camastering

Kuh-master-ing
VERB
the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.

Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.

by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019

Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

by Dings666 July 24, 2019

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

free coasting

Used to describe a situation when one (particularly a male) purposely refuses to wear underwear under one’s pants.

Girl 1: “That guy’s dick bulge is soooo big”

Girl 2: “Meh. He’s probably free coasting”

by KDabi June 26, 2018

Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

coasterize

coasterize or UK (COASTERISE)
Verb: A CD-W/RW that has been rendered to the state of being only useful as a coaster for hot drinks.

Dern it; Roxio burned the wrong bloody data! This CD's been coasterixed!

by SkelDeath May 23, 2005

Coasterism

The act of worshipping Rollercoasters.

I practice coasterism because it's my religion.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 April 22, 2017