Cesspool

The site you're reading this definition on.

Man, Urban Dictionary has become a real cesspool lately, all their new definitions are garbage.

by Cyka oхуеть August 22, 2019

Chess

The game that depends on your life. The game you lose at. This game is precious,more precious than memes, this game relies on you are the games owner, you are the games father. this game is in your hands

Guy 1:wanna play chess
Guy 2:you know how dangerous that is

by Nesquikkid October 12, 2019

CESSNAB

church (of) everlasting satisfaction, snack, and bowl.
they want everyone to be happy, so at the bowling ally you can only bowl perfect strikes. :)

"Cessnab would love Disney World."
"why?"
"because its the happiest place on earth, duh."

by JRDWHASSH September 12, 2011

Cum chess

You play a full game of chess while masturbating, if you cum before the match has ended you auto resign. Unless you manage to knock over the enemy king with your ejaculate. The person that loses the match has drink the winners cum and will not be allowed to finish / cum.

Yesterday I played cum chess with your dad, it was pretty fun.
Did you hear about John he had to drink Nick's cum after losing a game of chess.
AAAhhueeem I got blue balled after losing chess yesterday.

by ChessConnoisseur January 10, 2021

Nigger Chess

a chess player that attacks without strategy, attacking irrelevant pieces with no actual thought of winning the game

I was playing chess with August yesterday, when he took my pawn, I realized he plays Nigger Chess.

by OneLineBanditakaBobbyFisher July 20, 2010

Chessa

Girl's name meaning "peaceful" in Slavic. A leader rather than a follower. Artistic and creative. A loyal friend.

Chessa helped me today, she is so nice and smart.

by Ra1n January 6, 2013

To Chessnut

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".

I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!

by Wardje September 9, 2007