Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)

Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…

by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."

by reznor = god August 1, 2007

closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006

closed on sunday

the action of fondling a man's dick while he has pants on (for best results, get consent).

i just gave my pookie bear a closed on sunday

by kolibeilfuss August 14, 2022