clocktease

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.

It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50

by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014

cockfeather

Similar to puffing one’s chest out; but much more “douchebaggy”.

He has is cockfeathers all puffed up after his brand new haircut.

by ElBiggoRiggo March 9, 2018

Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Cockmeatsandwich

the act of putting your dick in a subway sandwich and having someone then eat the sandwich

that cockmeatsandwich has extra mayo

by myveryperkytits July 1, 2012

Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 3, 2010

clickbation

1) The pleasure received from clicking social media click bait and sharing them with friends.

2) The act of liking or sharing a link without doing research into its validity.

3) Also a news satire site of the same name.

Man, all these "you'll never believe what happened next" posts are pure clickbation.

by Social Media Maven October 19, 2015

COCKBOAT

a boat full of your cock.

whats up sexy, want to take a ride on the cockboat?

by NEGRO February 25, 2004