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The Cloaca

When you go right from a girls vagina to her anus during sexual intercourse
"Dude I totally pulled The Cloaca on Lee's mom last night. I think she got an UTI "
by SeagullPoopIsSeman May 21, 2018
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Cloaca

When someone is being a Pussy-ass bitch who is a fucking dumbass stupid cunt
"You being a Cloaca RN"
"What's that mean?"
"You a Pussy-ass bitch"
by The.__.Doc October 22, 2019
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Cloacal Kiss

A sex move where two partners enter a "scissor" position and press their assholes together and one or both of them fart directly into the other's asshole.
"Your mom turned me on so much last night that I gave her a cloacal kiss."
by Regas Kogena December 13, 2022
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cloacracy

N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic
Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."
by Negatron June 27, 2006
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clacka

an insult to a sibling or person on the street
Brad: OI!
Zia: WOT
Brad: You are the biggest, nastiest Clacka imaginable
Zia: k
by Brad June 7, 2004
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Mega Cloaca

The universe was created by the Mega Cloaca. When the Mega Cloaca farted shitted and cammed, the universe was born. The Mega Cloaca consists of an asshole, eyeball, ear, uterus, cock, and also balls, it is EVERYTHING.
The Mega Cloaca has blessed us with life
by SacredCalamity February 15, 2022
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clacka

toim uzd two insulld yo bruvvah / sistah / whozevahs gotsa clacka !
sibling 1 : WHAT ARE YOU DOWNLOADING !!
sibling 2 : LIZZN HOE, FUNK OWF
sibling 1 : SMAK UR CLACKA !!
by zia May 25, 2004
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