cloacracy 

N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic

Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."

cloacracy by Negatron June 27, 2006

chaocracy

Chaocracy is a political system that surpasses democracy!

A legislative body is selected by random means.

This body contains people of all sexes and ages.

A civil service will advise this legislative body.

One half of those chosen will be replaced by

random means every few years.

invented by Peter J. Carroll

and published in his book PsyberMagick

In some countries democracy has become stagnant and tyrannical so chaocracy is here to save the day. When can we start??

chaocracy by Elway7779 November 27, 2013

Colbacracy 

a form of government in which the supreme power is Stephen Colbert; a charcteristic of a nation, specifically America, that respects the word of every individual, as long as it reflects the ideas of Stephen; a government that exemplifies everything that is American: apple pie, freem, ass-kicking & wikiality.

When it comes to birthday presents, Colbacracy is the greatest one that could ever be given.

Colbacracy by Juliaisawesome July 24, 2008

cloacacream 

a drink from jamba juice or substitute for any word

BOB:dude lets go get some cloacacream.
JOE: your such a cloacacream

cloacacream by milk69 February 9, 2008