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cloacracy 

N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic
Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."
cloacracy by Negatron June 27, 2006
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Chaocracy is a political system that surpasses democracy!

A legislative body is selected by random means.

This body contains people of all sexes and ages.

A civil service will advise this legislative body.

One half of those chosen will be replaced by

random means every few years.

invented by Peter J. Carroll

and published in his book PsyberMagick
In some countries democracy has become stagnant and tyrannical so chaocracy is here to save the day. When can we start??
chaocracy by Elway7779 November 27, 2013
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Colbacracy 

a form of government in which the supreme power is Stephen Colbert; a charcteristic of a nation, specifically America, that respects the word of every individual, as long as it reflects the ideas of Stephen; a government that exemplifies everything that is American: apple pie, freem, ass-kicking & wikiality.
When it comes to birthday presents, Colbacracy is the greatest one that could ever be given.
Colbacracy by Juliaisawesome July 24, 2008

cloacacream 

a drink from jamba juice or substitute for any word
BOB:dude lets go get some cloacacream.
JOE: your such a cloacacream
cloacacream by milk69 February 9, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004