Clitocytosis

A medical condition in which one passes out from not breathing while eating pussy. Primarly occurs when licking the clitoris. Hint the root word "clit" in the name.

"What happened to Jonny bro?"
"He was giving Megan some head and blacked out from clitocytosis"

by UrDaddyC November 11, 2019

How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.

Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!

by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020

clitcock

An excessively large clitoris or excessively small penis.

I can't tell if it's a clit or a cock. So I'll call it a clitcock.

by LudwigVam January 3, 2004

clitscratcher

1 Males that are no good dirty whores; men who have been around the block and think its cool to catch an STD.

or

2 Females that have dirty sex with various men/females or female prostitutes and have no shame or humility for it.

Your mother and aunt are two vile clitscratchers.

Jamal thinks he is a pimp but he is just a clitscratcher.

by Whitney Jordan December 3, 2003

clitmatized

adjective: describing a male (or female) that is attracted to a female simply because of her vagina

Jason is not in love with her, he is clitmatized!

by ~K January 27, 2006

clitcicle

An icicle is a spike of ice formed when water dripping or falling from another object freezes. Typically, icicles will form when ice or snow is melted by either sunlight or some other heat source and the resulting melted water runs off into an area where the ambient temperature is below the freezing point of water (0°C/32°F), causing the water to refreeze. That said, a clitcicle is an icicle originating from the accumulation of frozen discharge as it emerges from a female prostitute's vagina. An occupational hazard for Canada's four-season female prostitutes.

Michelle: Did you check out the ladies on Simpson Street last night?
Leanne: Naw, the abundance of clitcicles does nothing for my peach.

by Rockbottom Ronnie October 11, 2008