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Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
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Clapper

A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.
Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?
by Cja17 June 4, 2016
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clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014
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Cleeper

Cleeper is a more aggressive version of a Creep or Creeper. Typically found on the cyber web and in game chats like Summoners war, Cleeper's will say extremely perverse things and try to DM literally any fugly hoe in order to satisfy his need for puzzy, always looking for puzzy, craving dat puzzy! All you have to do is tell him that puzzy is his and he is hooked for life!
Fugly Hoe: Hey Cleeper!
Cleeper: Who own that puzzy?
Fugly Hoe: You do!
by FearMyBanana May 31, 2019
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sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.
#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"
by anal vibrations August 11, 2010
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sunset clapper

A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun
Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"

Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"
by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017
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Bullhead Clapper

Foul, Raging STD in which the head of the Penis is Swollen to the size that of which a Grapefruit is associated. Only course of Action, is to beat the Penis with a small mallet until puss is excreted through a rip in the skin.
Man=Doc, i think i got the clapper
Doctor=Well looks like its time to get out the hammer and start whackin'
by Edgar Allen Hoe January 3, 2003
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