by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004
A juice cleanse is when you cut an orange in half and squeeze the juice of it over an erect penis. A woman then gives a blow job and slops up all the OJ. You get the benefit of the blowjob while she gets the immunity boost of the Vitamin C. A true win-win.
Jessica: "Hey do you have any orange juice in the fridge?"
Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"
Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"
by the Shat Party December 19, 2013
Queer cleansing is making a character in film, video games, books, or comics gay for no reason other than to appeal to the critics and liberal audience.
by @#$%%$#@#$ June 1, 2018
A ritual where you drink a lot foreign alcohol in a short period of time so you can vomit everything out of your system.
"Hey, is Billy coming out with us tonight?"
"No, he's too busy recovering from his ethnic cleansing from last night."
"No, he's too busy recovering from his ethnic cleansing from last night."
by jeop070 February 7, 2019
Once entering the anal cavity has occured, and one is fairly certain that his dick will be shitty when it is removed, the subject will then quickly make the transition between brown-eye to pink-eye with hopes of cleaning up thine own trouser snake a bit before having to look at it.
"I plunged my anaconda into that big greasy bitchs ass and smelt something fucky so I had to perfrom the anal cleanse."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 24, 2009
The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.
MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
by jda-grava.1 February 5, 2010
The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.
by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018