dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015

yenta claus

An older and very small jewish lady. I heard she looks like Dr Ruth. Maybe it is Dr Ruth dressed in a blue elf outfit? Any way, I heard sneeks around giving toys to the kids Santa forgets or isn't allowed to give toys to because someone, who never ask us kids first if that was OK or not, won't let him come to our houses because we are jewish. Is that true? Is there a Yenta Claus?

"Here comes Yenta Claus, here comes Yenta Claus driving down Yenta Claus Lane..........."

"Oy, what Joy! Yenta Claus is coming to town!"

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Yenta Claus"

by MerryLou_97 September 15, 2006

Santa Claus

Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.

Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.

Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.

by thats right I said it July 18, 2009

Anti-claus

Leader of the forces waging war on Christmas.

Anti-claus dropped an IED down my chimney Christmas eve, but the package smelled of hummus so I didn't open it.

by Patrick E. Parker January 13, 2007

sump'n claus

An elf who used to work for Santa but then ran his own bank robberies making him rich and giving away cash to the naughty people that were crossed off on Santa's list.

"Everybody gettin' Sump'n! Sum'p Claus!"

"Here comes Sump'n Claus!!!!"

by <mr.robot> March 17, 2016

shanty claus

These are the last words you will whisper to your dickhead party host. By uttering "Shanty Claus", you have just declared that you have hidden a small wrapped up nugget of a turd somewhere is his or her house.

Great party...oh...and by the way...Shanty Claus was here.

by Brohymn801 December 5, 2016

Green tea Santa Claus

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan

One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus

by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019