Jean-Claude God Damn

An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.

"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"

"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Claudia

the most amazing person i have ever met. best friend and someone who will make you smile 24-7.

claudia's amazing.

by 525man October 20, 2008

Claude

The most sexiest guy in the world, with an out of this world personality

It has to be claude, there is no other explanation

by Nasha sawh November 6, 2013

claudiawebo

A object that looks like and egg often mistaken for a person named " chocha

I saw a claudiawebo at the dollar tree

by Artinacan October 8, 2019

Claudyn

Claudyn is a person who is easy to vibe with and will tell you stories anytime you want. She is also a very open minded and a good listener but she is also sassy!

We all need a claudyn in our life!

by Aljon June 8, 2021

Poopogenic claudication

Proper medical term for the involuntary, anal clenching, straight-legged, shuffling gait necessary to make it to a toilet in the case of impending diarrhea
shit shuffle poop walk

Ben tried to run down the hall to the restroom after morning conference but he lost control of his legs as poopogenic claudication set in. He immediately regretted that having the prune juice flax breakfast smoothie especially after going out for Indian food last night.

by Surf’n’Turf2958 August 18, 2018

claddagh ring

A Celtic ring that symbolizes love, friendship and loyalty. The two hands symbolize friendship, the heart, love; and the crown, loyalty. If worn on the right hand with the heart facing away from the wearer, this declares the wearer "foot-loose and fancy-free." Right hand with the heart toward the wearer means "spoken for." When worn on the left hand with the heart facing away from the wearer it means "betrothed" and with the heart facing the wearer, "wed."

"I'm going to go hit on that sexy red-headed chick!"

"Dude, better not, see that Claddaugh ring? It means she's taken..."

by luckie irish red May 20, 2005