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A quick pipi touch. Claudds can be recieved on purpose or by accident, such as in a busy subway.
That claudd was so fast, I barely even fealt it!

Guy #1: What the fuck man! Watch where you're swinging your arms!
Guy #2: Calm down dude, it was just a claudd
claudd by juicydaddy July 14, 2011
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Claudia Silva 

Someone you want to be with all the time for the rest of your life. The coolest girl on planet earth. A very sensitive and human person. She’s the most gorgeous person you've ever seen.

It also means someone you loved for the last ten years but you can’t have...It was often used as synonym of princess but nowadays is more used as synonym of queen or even purpose of life.

It comes attached with great joy but also with pain. There is however a great level of consensus around the community that the joy of loving Claudia Silva clearly outweighs pain.
Guy 1: woow...Claudia Silva is amazing

Guy 2: I have never met someone like Claudia Silva

Guy 3...: You are so cool Claudia Silva

Guy 99: I want you so much Claudia Silva!
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Claudine 

One of the best people you can meet. At first they think you’re corny af but after a little bit, you become really good friends. Be careful because Claudine’s are hard to come by so when you meet one hold onto them for dear life. Claudine’s have a great sense of fashion and have really nice eyes. Next time you meet a Claudine, think twice about what you say to her.
Did you see claudine?

Yeah she’s literally the greatest.
Claudine by namegiver424 November 21, 2019
One of the most amazing people around. She is funny and beautiful in a unique way and seems super confident but is also super insecure. When she walks into the room it instantly gets brighter. She has trouble fully trusting everyone but when she says you are friends she means it. She is a super friend and will be there until the end. But if you hurt her... well lets just say, sleep with one eye open
Claudia is the most amazing person you will ever know. If you get the chance, be her friend.
Claudia by iKnowAll April 13, 2015
Probably the most amazing human being to have ever walked this earth. She is everything you want her to be. She makes you smile, makes you laugh, instantly switch your mood when you feel like shit and she smells like an angel. Her eyes are an entire universe you just wanna get into. Her hair is the synonym of perfection. She makes every little things in life worth doing cuz when you are with her, the whole world stops turning and you can't do nothing more than just enjoy the moment. She has this way of making your life so much better you don't even know if you can live without it anymore. Even this fucking paragraph means nothing compared to what she can make you feel toward her. She trully is the definition of happiness cuz you really know what's up when she is around. She is a goddess walking among humans. She is perfect.
Friend: Yo wanna hang out tonight?
Me: Nah bro I'm with Claudia tonight.
Friend: Damn bro you lucky bastard.
Claudia by Charlo141414 June 12, 2018

Lord_Claudius 

A argentinian person who believes the falklands rightfully belongs to argentina, simps for German egirls, and commands a lego neapolitan army.
Wow! This Lord_Claudius guy sure seems to be on top of the world!
Yeah, but his army lost to second corps by 3k.

Hey, what happened between Italy and Naples for them to lose relations?
Apparently one of their ADCs dated a Lord_Claudius and ended up hating eachother.
Lord_Claudius by Sovietz99 June 21, 2021

Claudette 

Claudette is a very funny, her smile can light up a room! She’s very pretty and loyal. shes very colorful and kind, and typically can be found hanging around with her friends goofing off. If you have a Claudette in your life your very lucky.
Person 1: “Did you see that girl in the yellow? I over heard a joke she made and it was hilarious, what’s her name?”

Person 2: “Claudette obviously.”
Claudette by Brunettebish May 12, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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