The awkward shuffle that people (adults and children) perform when they have to take a dump but there is no toilet nearby. Resembles the ankle-chained shuffle that white collar criminals exhibit when being led from their 5th Avenue penthouse to the waiting police car.
Barry made the mistake of eating a bran muffin with his coffee before going out for a walk and then had to poop walk the last mile home before he could get to the toilet.
by Coon-Doggie September 10, 2013
The act of taking such a long turd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your asshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the turd off until the connection breaks.
Guy 1: Dude I deployed such a long monkey tail shit that I had to do the poop walk!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
Guy 2: Damn dude did it break clean?
Guy 1: Nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud butt! It took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
Guy 2: Dude you get some pictures?
Guy 1: You know it dude!
by Capt. Newt November 25, 2013
Ginger is doing the poop-walk-of-victory. You can let her in how." "Look at Bob doing the poop-walk-of-victory. All he did was put paper in the copier.
by Bruce CR July 26, 2010
The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)
"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."
by Haywood Jalissen August 17, 2011