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church

To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
by theprequel October 2, 2013
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church

Refers to having, or having had, sex. It is a means by which lovers may unceremoniously compliment their partner, and / or their performance in general, as being an earth moving, supernatural experience. A characteristic is that one or both of the participants yells "God!" one really good time, or multiple times. If one, or both, of the participants had to bite a leather belt, themselves, or their partner to prevent yelling "God!" then that also qualifies...shoving one's face into a pillow can be debated.
"We had church last night."
by thebyron October 30, 2008
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church.

one word expression to show approval of a situation.

word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence

signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
Wrong way:

Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?

Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)

Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?

Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.

Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.

(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)

Intoxicated Man: "Church."

(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)

end of conversation. never saw the man again.
by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010
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Church's

A clear warning sign that you are in a sketchy neighborhood or very near one.
"Hey, I think I see a Church's Chicken up at that corner. Better turn around."
by pwumavs April 18, 2006
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Church

The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house
by Kidswillbekids May 8, 2019
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Church

To agree with when someone speaks the truth. Can be used in place of word.
"Man, work freaking BLOWS!"
-"Church"
by Dtmoore19 January 17, 2008
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Church's

A chicken place started in Atlanta, Georgia. Very enjoying, has tasty biscuits, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, and other tasty sides. Like Popeyes, it is also known as nigga chicken.
Church's is better than Chick-Fil-A and K.F.C., but it's also tied along with Popeye's chicken in my opinion.
by frodaddy February 14, 2005
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