crusty

anyone or anything that is ugly, raggedy, slump or cheap

dont look at me with yo crusty ass !

by k.whitee April 1, 2011

Christy

A strong woman with a determination to reach her dreams. Follower of Christ. Motherly. Hardworking. Creative. Country soul who would rather be in the woods than in a crowded city. She needs a man who works hard as she will help him reach his full potential while working side by side just as hard to build a future.

He thought he could conquer the world alone, but found life so much easier with Christy by his side.

by Perfect partner in life January 17, 2017

crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.

Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.

by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018

Christy-Ann

A very loving, hard working girl who always puts everyone before her. She needs to realize though; that in order to keep her happiness she has to put herself first so that she can continue to give happiness to everyone else. Extremely hilarious, caring and giving, as she is always there for her friends. She is extremely popular, and all the guys love her. Very loyal to one person at a time. When she is attached to someone, she doesn't let go. She will be by their side to help them in any way they need. She is very beautiful and has very long hair. Life of the party! Very misunderstood. She thinks everyone hates her or doesn't care about her but that is in fact a lie. She is very well loved and always thought about.

Hey have you seen christy?
Who's Christy?
Christy-Ann?

Oh yeah!! I love Christy-Ann! She's my favorite person!

by User4325 December 11, 2019

Christy

Christy is a bad bitch… great friend and always the best partner in crime known for her great attitude but dont double crossher becase the wrath aint work it… christy is also a great detective and will find out everything very well informed

Christy is a great person to hang with

by Xoxoxochristy November 23, 2021

Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.

I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.

by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023

Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.

I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016