A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.
School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018
Get the Chromebook mug.A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.
School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
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A fictional land where kindness rules all, and everyone is equal to one another, where love is the law, and where people of all races, and colors are accepted. It's also the name of Lady Gaga's upcoming sixth album.
Guy 1: What did Lady Gaga just say on Twitter the other day?
Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.
Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.
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Get the saskatchewan chrome mug.Someone who is so bipolar, that everything they say has a different emotion to it, so you never know what to expect.
Also a wide-range of emotions in a short time. This is not considered classy in any way.
Also a wide-range of emotions in a short time. This is not considered classy in any way.
Jessica: Hey Justin. How are you?
Justin: I'm having a great day.
Jessica: That's really good.
Justin: NO IT ISN'T I HATE MY LIFE.
Jessica: .......
Justin: JK LOL BAHAHAHAHAH
Jessica: Jeez, stop being so chromatic....
Justin: I'm having a great day.
Jessica: That's really good.
Justin: NO IT ISN'T I HATE MY LIFE.
Jessica: .......
Justin: JK LOL BAHAHAHAHAH
Jessica: Jeez, stop being so chromatic....
by mynameisgrass November 14, 2011
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Get the chrom mug.A holiday ,usually celebrated in December, where you must keep your "Chrimbus Bush" trimmed and wet in order for the "Winter Man" to come out of his Winter Cave to put presents in your Chrimbus Bush. If your bush isn't trimmed and wet the winter man will not give you presents.
by MachetePhil December 14, 2010
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