chapello

Not coming of existence
Something that will probably never happen
Never ever so you can forget it

Can I have fifty dollars? Chapello cause that'll never happen
Can I get your number? Chapello

by Duhh_Bratt February 24, 2018

Chapello

That will never fucking happen

Her: I could take your man yanno Cindy
Cindy: Chapello, cause that will never fucking happen

by TiqBodyGyal May 23, 2018

Chapel Shaft

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

by VixenMask June 29, 2014

chaperbone

The act of supervising a friend's sibling at a party with the intention of fucking the sibling.

Yes Erik, I'd love to chaperbone your sister at AKL.

by KingGupta October 20, 2012

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

James Chapeaux

A synonym for a jimmy hat. This term is often used at haughty universities such as Vanderbilt. Elitist private institutions of learning much prefer this proper noun over the more commonly used words uttered by the laborer hordes.

I always don a James Chapeaux when I'm laying pipe after a wine and cheese social.

by Silly Games January 18, 2010