clittering

Accessing the mental images stored in your clitter feed during masturbatory pleasure

*Squish, squish* I'm clittering that guy for later.

by md butt November 29, 2014

chattening

Chatting and listening to others while in a voice chat room.

I was chattening to others in camalamb.com.

by LadyBeth59 March 9, 2009

Chingering

The sexual act of choking ones self whilst simultaneously inserting ones finger(s) in the rectum for pleasure

I walking in on Alex while he was in the act of chingering.

by LongManPianoPlayer January 7, 2012

Chitting

The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)

I'm Chitting all over the place!

by TheFiend138 April 24, 2015

Clittering

Originates from bitches that litter from the depths of their loins. Junk that exits the clitoris and pollutes the surrounding environment.

Bro, look at the mess shontell made with her clittering last night. That bitch lost her shit and clittered all over my bench.

by eljaysee January 22, 2013

chatterinth

That hideously frustrating verbal chat labyrinth that you get caught up in, when calling a business (usually a big conglomerate), where you have to choose option 1, 2, 3 or 4, etc. a bewildering number of times before at long last being allowed to speak with a real in-the-flesh customer help person. When you think you're about to lose that final shred of sanity you're so desperately clinging to, a real person just happens to become available. By then, in all your delirium, you may easily have forgotten why the bejeezus you even called the number in the first place. You might even hang up the phone in great consternation and proceed to hunt down a household bottle of Javex and drain its contents out of invoked feelings of self-loathing. (okay, okay, the last sentence was a bit of an exagerration...my attempt at lame humour, folks - so, DEFINITELY do not try that at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Be good to yourselves today!) ;)

"I got caught in the chatterinth again yesterday when I called to cancel my cable - man, I could have taken a sledgehammer to the phone I was so infuriated!!! When a real person finally came on the line, she was like the wicked witch of the west with me! Geez, do I ever hate that clunky, no-good chatterinth. Whose brain child was that?!?"

- Oswald N. Norton (fictional character)

by languagegirl6 August 30, 2007

Crittering

1. Digging through an entire wikipedia page for a gacha to discover as many waifu/husbandos as possible. Contagious.

2. Infest another's mind with one particular subject, causing them to only think about that subject for an extended period of time, even if the critterer does not partake in the subject.

"They were crittering around the idolm@ster wiki last night"
"My mind was crittered with Akayona last week, I binged it all in one day"

by Critteron April 7, 2024