crittered 

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

crittered by apt109 November 25, 2015

Crispy Crittered  

A term used by Philip Schneider, to describe what happened to his foot when an Alien shot him with it's energy beam

I was busy shootin' them pesky aliens, then one of them completely crispy crittered ma left foot.

Crispy Crittered by Adam Charles Richards October 6, 2008

Critter shitter 

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage 

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

Critter cage by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter food 

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

Critter food by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

CritterVision 

A dining oasis located in the Lowcountry of South Carolina for the many woodland critters, local wildlife and birds to visit and feast on a variety of foods, while we get to watch them!

CritterVision is like television that has only one channel and that channel features many of the woodland critters and birds that visit Chris and Jane's backyard!

CritterVision by CritterVision May 4, 2020

crittering 

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009