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chimney sweep 

slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.

Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
chimney sweep by octhrope word March 23, 2010

Chimney Spotter 

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!
Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"
Chimney Spotter by oscarino June 7, 2009

Chimney Splinter 

When a man slides a glass thermometer into his dick hole and slams his dick in a door, shattering the thermometer, while a women watches. One of the most hardcore forms of sexual gratification, alongside such legends as the purple mongoose or the alabama hot pocket, only more painful.
Holy shit, Tyrone gave himself a Chimney Splinter last night for his bitch. She lidked it!

chimney chicks 

young women who smoke a lot
The exit was obscured by a cloud of cigarette smoke coming from a gang of chimney chicks who refused to move.
chimney chicks by Jag Silver November 24, 2015

Chimney Sweeper

The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.
"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"
Chimney Sweeper by hugh jboner February 26, 2017

Chimney Sweeping 

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.
Chimney Sweeping by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020