cheese-its

Dope ass snacks for stoners.

Cheesy crackers with a hint of salt. Cheese-its are the shit.

by TagAfag May 18, 2006

Cheese itz

Replacing "Jesus" in a non sinful and politically correct way

Being the religious man he was, when Cory dropped a brick on his foot he replied "AHHH, Cheese itz!". For he did not want to take the Lords name in vain

by Ritch Boy March 31, 2009

cheeze it

another way of saying to ejaculate(masterbate)

"Hey man did you see that bitch last night yeah I was cheeze in it it this morning how about you yeah i also cheeze it three times a day"

by panoch April 29, 2009

cheesed it

To have smelled a stinky dick.

Danielle: "Yo, I totally cheesed that guy last night"
Dhanya: "Really? I've never cheesed it. What did you do?"
Danielle: "Well, I told him his balls smelled really bad and he ended up cheesing himself to see if it was true."

by Paigedhanya January 13, 2008

Cheeze it

A more polite way to say "Jesus". Often used as a correction.

Person: "JESUS! Stop lying you idiot!"

Christian:" Did you just use the Lord's name in vain!?!"

Person: "I said cheeze it! CHEEZE IT!"

by Narikku February 4, 2009

Cheesed it

Cheesed it : to Ralph or throw up, vomit. To screw up by puking. Cheesed. To shift the good vibes of a 'party' by spontaneously throwing up.

Marcos: "Yo, we were having a good time getting wasted...then she cheesed it all over the floor."
Greg: "Damn foo, who cleaned it up."
Marcos: "Me!"
Greg: "Freakin buzz kill."

by DreHavoc79 August 19, 2018

Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.

Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.

by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025