cheerio whore

a prostitute who stays the night and requires breakfast the next morning

Sorry I'm late boss, I had to ditch a cheerio whore this morning

by Graham Frank December 9, 2008

Cheerios

Donut-shaped oat cereal that can help lower your cholesterol with a low-fat diet.

Which sounds a little silly, because even without Cheerios your cholesterol can be lowered if you just ate healthier and exercised anyway..

"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'Ooooooo'!"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

by dictatorpants December 4, 2009

Cheerio

Wrongly confused with "chesto", "cheerio!" is an expression that Togame, the self-titled Strategian from Nisio Isin's Katanagatari, uses when she hits someone. "Cheerio" later became a word to be known across the land as what the most powerful man in the country, Yasuri Shichika, yelled as he took down the Eighth Shogun of the Owari Shogunate. Thus fulfilling Togame's dying wish for the expression to be spread across the country as a shout of encouragement.

Shogun: "Please spare me! Oh, I know! I'll give you the country! Don't you want power over the country?"

Shichika: "LIKE I'D GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT! CHEERIO!!"

*Kills the Shogun with a strike that runs through and destroys the entire side of the building and into the ground*

by reacquaintance January 9, 2011

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

cheerio

1. British for "goodbye"

2. The singular form of a cereal consisting of donut-shaped bits.

1. "Well then, cheerio ol' chap!"

2. "Cheerios are only good when they are covered with three spoonfuls of sugar."

by Dr. Ake November 18, 2005

Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020