Definitions by dictatorpants

Cheerios 

Donut-shaped oat cereal that can help lower your cholesterol with a low-fat diet.

Which sounds a little silly, because even without Cheerios your cholesterol can be lowered if you just ate healthier and exercised anyway..

"Brian, there's a message in my cereal! It says 'Ooooooo'!"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

Cheerios by dictatorpants December 4, 2009