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Cheeto Breathe

Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips
Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
by SlopNChop May 5, 2017
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cheepono

a phrase used to express joy, happiness, pleasure, or satisfaction
hey jerome, we're having fried chicken and collard greens tonight

"CHEEPONO!!!"
by jhizzle August 8, 2006
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cheebered

Holy shit, Eachann's fuckin' cheebered!
by the_robsta May 26, 2005
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Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>
by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014
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Cheebong

(1) A Cheebong is a word that you use when you have run out of words to scold someone.

(2) A Cheebong is a multi-talented person who has quirky desires and weird fancies.
e.g (1) Oh my god you're being such a.. such a.. A CHEEBONG IN A BARREL!

e.g (2) That guy can sing, dance, play the piano and beatbox. He's a true-blue cheebong.
by LeonDefines April 13, 2010
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big buff cheeto puff

A phrase used as a knickname for the character "Jasper" from the cartoon "Steven Universe." This particular character is said to look simaler to a cheeto puff.
Jasper the big buff cheeto puff is very violent and rash.
by Bats and Such October 12, 2018
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Hot Cheeto Girls

A hot Cheeto girl is the girl at school who always has either hot fries, hot Cheetos, or some typa hot chips. They're also always ghetto 25/8 so if that's not your typa girl, stay away from them. Whenever they run out of their chips they'll always, 100% walk up to someone else and be like "BESS FREN!!! LEMME GET THEM HOT CHEETOS BIHH!!!"
Hot Cheeto Girls: HAY BESS FRENNNN!!! *Chomp chomp*

Her bestfriend: HAYY BESS FRANNNNN
Them: PERIODT!!! AHAHAHHHHH
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