Chedduce

Definition a: the supreme combination of cheddar and lettuce yielding beautiful, luscious locks.
Note: Luscious ginger flow may be referred to as lettuce or cheddar, but definitely not Chedduce. A more politically correct alternative we like to use is known as a "cabbage patch."

Definition b: the utmost corner of a net, whether it be lacrosse or hockey, where a projected object (ball or puck) absolutely stings both pipe and twine simultaneously. This cream-worthy occurrence may cause the following: approval from the opposing team's players/goalie/head coach, scouting offers, sexual arousal, hard nipples, etc.

Example a:

Bates: Quinton's flow honestly has the best grease to volume ratio.
Prescott: That's because it's Chedduce bro.

Example b:

Branton: The Thompson brothers spank Chedduce like it's there job.
Clay: Yeah they're chedslayers for sure pal.

by J-Garvs, Ry-Dawg, and Wilber June 3, 2014

Chedar

Dick cheese. Not washing your penis for a week and a cottage cheese like substance forms around the head. Strong smell of cheese.

Prounounced: Chee-Dar

Eww, is that chedar on your cock!? There's no way i'm sucking you off!

by Di-felice56 January 28, 2017

Drunk Cheddar

When you're in college and you are super drunk.

Yeah man I was drunk cheddar last night and hurled all over the dorm steps

by sargentoflynn February 13, 2022

whenever's cheddar

at whatever such time is deemed suitable for all parties involved.

"Hey, Marky, when are we hitting up the bars?"
"Whenever's cheddar, my dude."

by Jack324 December 28, 2008

cheddarella

Cheddar and mozarella cheese together.

I've made you a cheddarella sandwich.

by sistah.green November 17, 2011

Chedded

When in the middle of playing an online game the server lags to the point where you loose position, Score, Frags or Chain.

E.G. #1 BAMF's chain was chedded.
E.G. #2 We would have broken the chaining record but we were chedded

by MorphMan January 29, 2009

chebs

Big Breasts! The word originated in Scotland many many years ago, to which I have been doing my part ever since to spread the word and religion of chebs.
Good to see it on here!

Look at the size of her chebs! I wouldnt mind sticking my face between those chebs.

by Haig January 12, 2004