dick chatter

Words of advice coming from your penis that in the end gets you in trouble.

I promised never to cheat on my wife but that woman was so hot I couldn't resist. I should have never listened to my dick chatter.

by h22fanatic May 16, 2010

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter

by westacles October 31, 2008

slave chatter

Another term for ebonics. This term originated from the 'ghetto' conversations black slaves traditionally had on the plantations.

Dave: Quiet your slave chatter, I'm trying to sleep.

Kareem: Yo shut your cracker ass up. We ballin'!!!

by fffffffuuuuuu June 5, 2011

Chatter Box

This chatter box is completely different from the usual annoying, won't shut up person, a chatter box is a 6 or 12 pack of bottled beer inside your car, 'chattering' as you hit bumps in the road.

Brad hits a pot hole in the road, causing the beer the clang around and Rebecca says, " christ, sounds like a damn chatter box back there."

by 1RL March 25, 2010

bowl chatter

The unique sound made from a loud fart that happens while sitting on the toilet.

Dude, I was really impressed by how much bowl chatter I created while taking a shit just now!

by Mountain Jesus February 19, 2018

chatter dorks

People who join chat rooms and chat about the stupidest shit ever.

Oh god, there are so many chatter dorks in this room tonight. I need to get a life.

by gobbledegook October 4, 2007

chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

by theelous3 November 9, 2011