charge the hose 

the point after mind over bladder fails and at which you have to piss so bad that to relieve pressure on your bladder you relax allowing pee to enter your weiner but you hold it by squeezing the end of it (with your fingers) until you can whip it out and take a proper piss.

think of a firefighter hooking up a fire hose to the fire hydrant. before they put out the fire, they have to open the valve and pressurize the hose, hence "charging the hose".

(on a road trip)

A. Pull over, I have to piss so bad!
B. How much time do I have?
A. None at all, I have to charge the hose!
B. Shit, you better grab that empty water bottle then, you are in deep trouble

charge the hose by prick reuben October 4, 2011

charge shotgun 

The definition of terrible

The charge shotgun sucks ass

charge shotgun by NCiscrackedatfortnitelol May 24, 2021

charge it 

it is what it is

charge it

charge it by KKfzt November 25, 2022

Charge it bro 

The phrase re-popularised on TikTok means to take something that is hard to bear.

“Nashawn your wood is too hard”
“Charge it bro, this isn’t your first rodeo anyway”

Charge it bro by iamsquare August 20, 2022

charge buddy 

A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

Worker 1: "Since we have the same model of smartphone, can we share the same charger?"

Worker 2: "Yeah, so you'll be my charge buddy."

charge buddy by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

charge sesh 

A period of time spend gathered with a collection of friends, always clustered around electrical outlets for the purpose of phone charge. Most common in decivilized locations like campgrounds

Dude, Kelseys been texting me non-stop, we need a charge sesh tonight.

Yo, im feeling a charge sesh in the bathroom instead of this lame chill sesh.

charge sesh by ccampthecobra July 1, 2009

Charge Beam 

1) a powerful long range projectile used by samus in super smash bros. melee that deals 22% damage and can kill an opponent with as little as 60% damage depending on their position in the level. of course only n00bs get killed this way.

2) a grossly unfair advantage in any situation (such as being able to frag n00bs from across the screen.)

3) a situation that can make one feel as though he was just hit with a 6 foot diameter ball of electricity.

1) samus' charge beam ownzes slow characters like bowser (as well as n00bs.)

2) the 4 aces that joe had proved to be the charge beam that he needed to win the poker hand.

3) man, i just got charge beamed by that math test i was too stoned to study for.

Charge Beam by da? August 7, 2003