celery tongue

to have a tongue that either tastes really sour or really good

grandpa eustace had a celery tongue before he died in a fire

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Celery Stick

An amazing vegetable, probably the best of them all. Best eaten with dressing. Nice and CrUnChY.

He ate a Celery Stick

by 231315545945569 August 11, 2020

Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!

I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!

by Big mark November 14, 2019

Celery Spout

When you need to drain the cum from someone’s bum. Stick a stalk of celery up the bum and watch it pour slowly out like a maple tree.

You look like you need a celery spout, honey.

by MackyD-FD March 31, 2022

baby celery

cute. can beat you up if she can, might be too sweet for you xoxo deal w it

OMG ITS BABY CELERY HOW CUTE

by test tickles June 04, 2020

Celery Muncher

A crazy climate change activist, or someone who goes vegan or vegetarian “for the planet”, and who can’t take a hint that no one else wants to talk to them about it. A more annoying tree hugger.

Jesus, would Sarah shut up already?

Yeah, she’s such a celery muncher.

by frenchbake September 29, 2023

celery male

Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.

"wow, that turd was massive, he is probably a celery male."

by vaxerino April 05, 2022