Celebation

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

Celene

The nicest girl ever, naturally pretty. Has the most contagious smile, and is possibly the greatest friend to have. Anyone that is friends with her is lucky to have her in their life. She doesn't realize how good of a person she truly is, and is definitely under appreciated. But loves compliments. o and has a dark side, bc shell fuck u up if u hurt her or her friends.

Celene, what a champ.

by Lexington Stealflex September 2, 2011

CelebJihad.com

A fake Celebrity Gossip website run by self-proclaimed "terrorist" that have fake users to promote the site and convince idiots everything is real. Their main targets are female celebrities (including teens), trying to portray them as sluts (you could call it a fake porn site for 45+ year old pervs who enjoy seeing that) also using ALOT of photoshop and or video editing to fuel their pedophile ways of themselves and their viewers. The runners of the site are said to have psychotic and sick tendencies, and are probably not even muslim, judgeing by there tendencies to ridicule that religion and culture.

CelebJihad.com? Wow thats a photoshop fail, dont they realize shes white? not black?

by JustThisChick October 30, 2011

celenemy

A celebrity who you've never met, but you have incredible hatred for, to the point you consider them an enemy, whether it's because they've wronged you personally or because you can't stand them as a person, and every time you turn the TV on you see their stupid face grinning back at you.

Wil Wheaton was Sheldon's celenemy on The Big Bang Theory.

by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010

Celebi

Celebi is a green fairy-like creature. It has round toeless feet, three-fingered hands, and clear wings on its back. It has a round head that comes to a curved point. It has large baby-blue eyes with thick black rings around them, and a pair of green antennae with blue tips.
Often found in forests, Celebi is a Mythical Pokémon, known in legend as the "Voice of the Forest." It is able to travel through time and exist simultaneously throughout time, and plant life flourishes wherever it has been. As seen in the anime, it is able to bring deceased Celebi back to life and restore plants to perfect health. It was shown in Pokémon Colosseum that Celebi has the power to instantly cause the Purification of any Shadow Pokémon and can be summoned at Relic Forest with the melody of a Time Flute.

Celebi is a Grass Mythical Pokemon, not a legendary Pokemon.

by LuminoPhoenix December 18, 2016

Celebacon

A large celebration held in honour of bacon. can be held before or after the eating of bacon.

"Hey dude this pasta rocks"
"yeah its got bacon in it"
"sweet I can't wait for the celebacon!"

by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009