Cremo

Cremo (Cream-Oh)
A company that manufactures soaps and lotions. Also the act of producing sperm

Guy: "Hey babe, wanna make a cremo?"
Girl: "Yea, let's do it!"

by Mister Clean... September 7, 2021

vampire love ceremony

Where two people drink a small amount of each others blood at the same time. usually in a cup or glass to express an emotional bond or love between them. It is mostly based on the idea of quantum entanglement.

They did the vampire love ceremony.

by leonardo draculay October 16, 2014

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

Chemo

The Royal Latin year 10 GCSE pe's groups national anthem, created by sheyi, celebrating the glorious CHEMO

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOO, CHEMO, stevestevestevestevestevestevestevesteve, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMO, WHO DO WE HATE, TOTTENHAM, WHY DO WE HATE THEM, COZ THEY'RE SHIT, we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham, we hate Tottenham.
(OPTIONAL EXTRA) WHO DO WE HATE, SHEYI, WHY DO WE HATE HIM, COZ HE'S BLACK, we hate shey-i, we hate shey-i, we hate shey-i, we hate shey-i.

by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBCCCCCCC March 27, 2010

Cremonade

A warm-seasoned alcoholic drink consisting of equal parts of plastic-bottle vodka, lemonade, and cranberry juice. Typically served in large pitchers with ice, rather than made per serving.
This concoction has been traced back to the heart of Georgia, U.S.A. and has a reputation for unforgiving hangover, the day following large consumption.

David: What are we serving at the 4th of July festival this year?

Jimbo: An ARAYment of chips to satisfy our bellies, and all refreshing ice cold Cremonade we can handle to wash it down with.

Eric: Tight. Things might get rowdy and we will all be paying for this in the morning.

by Hooman of America March 11, 2012

chemo

Chemo: A hybrid of the classic stereotypes "Chav" and "Emo" When mixed together you get a "Chemo" a "Chav" who dresses like an "emo" but still has "Chav" tendancies.

I created this goddamn word AGES ago.

"Oh mate i love you black rimmed glasses init mush"

by Matty Boy Haribo September 13, 2005

Creemo

When two Emos have intercourse, gay or straight and then cry together.

emo:Steven is such a depressing lover.We creemo'd together 3 times last night....

by emo pan April 2, 2007