Caud

Caud is an acronym. Stands for Complete And Utter Dumbass.

Guy 1:That dude just funneled a gallon of milk
Guy 2: Wow, what a caud.

by squeezeThr33 January 13, 2010

Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

by Stylinfag March 21, 2013

cauliflower

Ghost broccoli

Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?

by The dead tophat August 28, 2020

Caldicott

someone's second name or also known as a place in the United Kingdom. All Caldicott's are sex Gods, and love to have a girlfriend. Caldicott's stick together and destroy anyone in their tracks. If it's staying in and getting absolutely rat-arsed, or going out in the town, Caldicott's are always up for it.

Isn't the Caldicott family awsome?

by krisc111 July 30, 2009

Calder

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Calder is absolutely perfect.

by summmmmer September 13, 2013

Cauldronading

A latin word, explaining the reaction caused by a destroyer in full force. As the smoke reaches terminal velocity, at approximatly 230 mph, it swirls in a circular pattern to create a cauldron like effect.

Can also be seen in other things like bongs such as the cauldronizing effect.

dude that shit is totally cauldronading right now.

by all this shits taken August 17, 2009

cauliamorous

Sexually orientated toward vegans.

"I was in a cauliamorous relationship, until homegirl ate a ham steak. Now we're through."

"Mature bear chub seeks twink for cauliamorous dalliances on the down low."

by ParchÞeSkald April 21, 2018