cactus legs

the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.

--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!

by shinney October 8, 2009

cactus

A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

Cactus Crotch

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.

I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 27, 2011

Cactus Day

To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.

Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...

by Sucredoyouplay January 19, 2014

Caucus

The act of having a rowdy round of shots while shouting "CAUCUS" instead of "CHEERS".

Person 1: "Are we ready to caucus?"
Person 2: "Should we caucus?"
Person 3: "Caucus!"
Everyone: "CAUCUS!"

by DaAn_NaDa May 25, 2020

cactusdogs

best person in the whole wide world would date

"yo are you friends with cactusdogs??"
"hah yea you fucking emo"

by hiyoris runa April 27, 2021